Going, Going, Gong... and some floating memories

A sign of the times in Chiang Mai - another failed business. Would have liked to have known how long a shop exclusively retailing gongs managed to keep afloat. But while on a watery theme...

The floating market has become something of a tourist cliche these days, part of the unavoidable list of must-see places for visitors to Bangkok - sooner or later you'll find yourself there, just as countless tourism touts will eventually end up persuading you to make a trip to the Tiger Temple. But if you're going to go, now's the time - the dearth of foreign visitors will make for a scene resembling the market in days of old. For once looking like the 'real thing', rather than an imitation version, a show put on for the tourists' benefit. Ok it's not - it's a bona fide market that has been trading in this manner for many years - but the seasoned traveller can end up with that nagging feeling, when persuaded to go along on an organised trip to places like this.

In the days when tourists were still flocking to Thailand, visitors to the floating market near Bangkok.
Click on any of the thumbnails, small or large, to see the full-size photos...



It's a colourful and chaotic setting, for first time Western visitors to SE Asia providing a cultural 'rush' that leaves you giddy with exotic impressions of a world so far removed from our own.


On your way back home your guide will miraculously find the time to call in at a gem factory or the like, not originally on the day's agenda. You are under no obligation to buy of course, but he gets his pay-off just from leaving his group at the door. The theory is that the wide-eyed tourist fresh off the plane from 'civilisation', inebriated by Asian exotica, will be ripe for the soft sell. An attractive lady will act as your limpet-like assistant, ushering you through the maze of never-ending counters crammed with jewels priced at least 50% higher than in back-street shops. You don't know this yet - or you wouldn't be on a guided tour in the first place.

Still, if you have valiantly resisted, you start to wonder how to escape. You peer into the distance, but no sign of a way out. When you eventually have to ask if there actually is one, your personally assigned gem specialist will adopt a wistful look, while trying to sell you the last option, the cheapest item in the shop... then lead you to a door where the word exit has been printed in size 8 font.

At least this is no Tunisian souk... the salespeople in Thailand are restricted by a culturally bred natural reluctance to impose themselves on their potential customers. Walk through a night bazaar, and no street hawker will attach himself to you refusing to take no for an answer. A simple "mai ao, krap" (no thanks, I don't want), and you will be left alone.

That's one memory I always take back with me to Europe - the unfailing politeness of the Thais.

Thaksin phone-in blocked? Angry crowds in Chiang Mai

Ex-premier of Thailand Thaksin Shinawatra was to have taken part in a live phone-in tonight to supporters massed in a Bangkok stadium, and at rallies around Thailand. However there was both anger and disappointment amongst the several thousand strong crowd in Chiang Mai when the authorities allegedly blocked the transmission of his satellite phone call from "somewhere in a neighbouring country". [Ed. at this stage there is no evidence that the phone-in was deliberately blocked. There was pressure on Thaksin to avoid further provocation, even from within the political groups he used to lead]

- technicians and organisers at Chiang Mai DAAD headquarters struggle to establish the satellite uplink, to no avail...

The anger was pretty muted in the circumstances. Imagine the reaction of a crowd somewhere in the West, gathered together at a major rally to listen to a revered, if fugitive former leader, only to be told that the transmission had been deliberately blocked by the authorities of that country. There would be outrage, demonstrations, possibly even riots. However this is Thailand - and there was a certain resignation at a not unexpected turn of events. Thailand's democracy is stuttering, and the prospect of real freedom of expression is even more remote after tonight, according to one of the Chiang Mai organisers.

One of the rally leaders puts on a brave face, but he couldn't mask his disappointment at what he saw as yet another deliberate attempt to stifle the voice of the ordinary Thai people...


Very striking is the composed and orderly nature of every rally I've been to here in Chiang Mai. A far cry from the gangs of stupid thugs that the PAD leaders would have their followers believe are gathering in hordes in the north of the country. With the help of an interpreter, I was able to chat to half a dozen red-shirted followers present at tonight's gathering, and they all expressed an articulate understanding of the issues involved. Hardly the ignorant peasants portrayed by their yellow-shirted opponents.

Plenty of passion - but no aggression

Not a single major Thai TV network broadcast the pre-recorded speech, only showing brief clips of the 50,000 strong gathering at the Bangkok stadium. In the address Thaksin suggested that Thailand was undergoing a "coup d'etat" targeting the newly formed democratic institutions, accusing the military of directly intervening in the current discussions over the formation of a new government.

He also berated PAD for their occupation of the main Bangkok airports, Suvarnabhumi and Don Muang, and appealed for unity.

Earlier in the evening, the Imperial Mae Ping Hotel at 6.30 pm. If the number of lights in the rooms is any indication, occupancy is extremely low, in line with the 10% reported by a number of top hotels in Bangkok

10.30pm, at the What? bar, Loi Kroh. A few expat regulars watch the Liverpool Hull match, barely a farang to be seen in the street outside...

To avoid accusations of bias... here are some yellow-shirts.

Taken in those innocent days when PAD hadn't hijacked the colour for their own purposes, and people happily wore yellow as a sign of respect for the King on a Monday.

Lest it be forgotten that ordinary people are the pawns in the machinations of the powerful as the game plays itself out...

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November 27th - Thailand - Caught in a humiliating political farce
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November 29th - Thai tuk-tuks to face down the tanks
November 29th - Red-shirts rally in Chiang Mai
November 30th - Thailand - the land of worn and tired smiles
December 1st - Crisis in Thailand? What crisis. Mai pen lai
December 3rd - Airport occupation over... or is it?

“Amazing Thai Travel 2008”

About sums it up really - Amazing Thailand! “Amazing Thai Travel 2008” is the name of a pre-Christmas fair aimed at stimulating domestic tourism, as if that could even begin to make up for the dearth of foreign tourists Thailand is likely to experience over at least the next few months. Organized by the Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT) and six regional tourism associations, the authorities are attempting to undo some of the damage done by the recent political upheavals, and the airport occupations in particular. Tourism represents about 7% of Thailand's GDP, and an estimated further 5% is generated by business completely dependent on tourism, so they've a lot of work to do...

The hotels - where occupancy has dropped to under 10% in some cases - are also joining forces with TAT in some major promotions to try to tempt back the tourists. There's a "Buy One, Get One Free" hotel and travel offer, promising 50% discounts on flights, amusement parks, and accommodation.

Despite these promotional efforts TAT Marketing representative Santichai Euachongprasit suggested this week that the number of foreign tourists is likely to drop by up to 50%, some 2.3 million people, between December 2008 and April 2009. Another TAT spokeperson said he expected this trend to continue throughout the year.

(Somewhat ironically) 2009 is 'Visit Thailand' year, TAT director Wiwatchai Boonyapak pointed out. He doesn't seem to be on the same wavelength as his marketing colleagues, trying to suggest that everything would soon be back to normal - "Even SARS and bird flu didn't slow things down for long".

Typical head in sand attitude from some officials - as if the social unrest, airport closures, combined with the world economic problems and the continuing strength of the Thai baht - not to mention renewed bird flu outbreaks in Isaan - won't dissuade a considerable number of people from travelling to Thailand.

By way of example, the £ sterling would buy you 67.3 baht as recently as July 10th. Just five months later, December 10th, the £ is worth 53 baht. The euro isn't much better. The less said about the Aussie dollar the better. Not so long ago there was a nouveau riche Russian invasion of Pattaya. Now the rouble is in free fall, with nearly a 20% devaluation against the USD since August, and some predicting that a further 20% devaluation is on the cards if oil prices don't pick up.

I picked one of Chiang Mai's most popular hang-outs, the Chiang Mai Saloon in Loi Kroh for a beer tonight. At this time of year, 8pm on a Friday night, it is usually packed out. Over an hour or so a total of four customers dropped by, including me (the guy in red is the American owner)...

Bored bar staff. The boss pointed out that it was the same story, worse even, around town. Most of the bars and restaurants are empty. I suggested that PAD had gone too far this time, that they had made a big mistake in occupying the airports. "Thailand never stops making mistakes", came the quickfire answer. Not a happy farang...

The bulk of the tourists stuck in of Thailand are now on their way home, the planes arriving are virtually empty. Perhaps this is the bottom of the trough, but all those who have cancelled are unlikely to return in a hurry.

Expat residents are still around of course, but with the drop in value of most Western currencies, they are spending less and less in bars and restaurants. I'm no different - prices are still relatively cheap compared to Europe, especially in the Thai establishments, but while inflation has caused prices to rise a good 10% over the last six months, my £ sterling income has plummeted in value. It's beginning to hurt!

So no meal out for me tonight - apparently some friends had dropped by with something 'special'...

All pretty standard stuff, or so it appeared. Fried fish with a sweet and spicy dip that is absolutely delicious, one of my favourites. Not so keen on the mixed vegetables in semtex-strength chili pepper sauce, bottom left. But our visitors wanted me to taste the final dish, top right, and guess at the contents...

It was a bit like a chewy version of chicken, with a slightly gamy flavour. To start with I guessed at some kind of bird - not even close. King Cobra was the speciality of the evening. I of course expressed my delight and thanks, and chewed my way through much of my plateful. Pretty tasty too to be fair, although the skin, prepared in this way, was thick, elastic and.. well.. rather disgusting actually. Might have been ok fried, but in a spicy sauce, not my thing.

Still, just a few days left before departure date for France, amazing Thailand politics and demos willing, so a few memories to take back with me to keep me going until I come back in four months' time. Salade nicoise and steak au poivre await. Could be a lot worse!